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  • 52 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:26pm

    I have a vagina I play with all the time. Does that count lol

  • 46 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:11pm

    8:33 we think alike. i love playing with soft wieners. if i was a dude i'd never ever do anything but play with my wiener all day

  • 45 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:21am

    I heard it was 63% of them

  • 52 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:38pm

    If guys didn't have dicks you all would be useless

  • 46 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:28pm

    U know it 8:26 i do that all the time......... Wanna watch me do it?

  • 44 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm

    I'm sure you tuck it between your legs in front of a full-length mirror to bring that fantasy to life, OP.

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:45am

    47% of statistics are made up on the spot

  • 41 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:23pm

    sounds like something one head would say to the other on a two headed man

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:52pm

    11:41... a true fact? as opposed to a false fact?

  • 40 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:32pm

    Not even surprised this is a 609.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:18pm

    I could use one rightttt now... Mhhmmmm

  • 38 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:07pm

    i disagree. i think having a dick is the only thing that makes us try at all. if we werent trying to get laid we wouldnt work or anything

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:34pm

    If I didn't have a dick I'd still be the shit, Cuz I'd still have a finger and she'd still have a clit - Struggling Rapper

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:53am

    hey, Jersey Guido, your shit's just weak, that's all.

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:41pm

    True fact: 15 million people are diagnosed with an STD in the US each year.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:26pm

    If I had a vagina I'd play with it all day long everyday

  • 39 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:41am

    you could always go join the BME pain olympics... and do the final round

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:20am

    9:48, I doubt your misplaced sexual frustration passing for "observation" makes you intelligent. Those ladies of the night aren't getting paid for conservation, now.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:35pm

    If i had boobs i'd play with them all day. I'd try to lick them.

  • 37 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:26pm

    Love bustin! Doesn't matter if I'm gettin laid or catchin a beat. Feels good!!

  • 40 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:11pm

    If "we" didn't have "a" dick? So what I'm hearing is that you 2 are sharing a mutual penis?

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:06pm

    Jacking off is productive

  • 34 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 10:00pm

    Yesssssssssssssssss

  • 36 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:30pm

    Don't even joke about that man! Fuck productivity, I want my dick!

  • 32 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:35am

    9:48 started off with "uhhhhh." don't even dignify that 12:20. he's retarded.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:47pm

    Haha, guys are idiots.

  • 38 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:13pm

    but less re-productive. ...someone had to say it, ok?

  • 37 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:09pm

    You only have one dick between the two of you?

  • 39 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:34pm

    8:28 only if culture club's "do you really want to hurt me" is playing in the background

  • 39 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:15am

    Imagine if you're weren't such a dick, then you're parents would not regret being reproductive.

  • 34 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:28pm

    Someone needs to keep their dick out of the tootsie roll slicer

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:48am

    12:45 and 1:21, 85% is the number, at last check. But fuck, who'scounting, right?

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:48pm

    uhhhh...9:38 i'm pretty sure its the other way around. If girls didn't have a vagina/boobs they would be useless. Other than for sexual reasons...i hate girls. Learn how to have an intelligent conversation

  • 34 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:49pm

    Quick somebody get them a tampon

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:02am

    Thank you 1:45 for answering my question

  • 33 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:33pm

    I love when my husband is soft. Soft shaved dick is so much fun to play with. I wish I had one. I'd play with it all the time

  • 29 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:30am

    It's not just length it's the width too that can make a girl scream

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:08pm

    We had sex on his grandmother's bed!!!!

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:25pm

    beating off right now ill reply later

  • 28 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:29am

    thinkin with the wrong head...

  • 26 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:32pm

    Tootsie roll slicer??? What's that?

  • 30 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:33am

    if i didn't have a clit, i would be productive

  • 31 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 9:37pm

    I would exactly call Princeton south Jersey...don't shame us like that

  • 29 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:43am

    only if you don't know how to use it

  • 32 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:06pm

    Ya but spending an hour a day jacking off is fun

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:02am

    I don't know many people that get STDs from masturbation

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 11:36pm

    As a freshman in college 15 years ago I made the same observation - truth is truth eternal.

  • 25 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:43pm

    this is so not true.

  • 30 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:54am

    9:13 - you BEAT me to it. (pun intended)

  • 25 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 8:45pm

    Hi my name is Miguel and I am an illegal immigrant. I will clean your house for 20 pesos an hour. Please consider me, thanks. ~Miguel