I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
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On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
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Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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