WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
So squirting runs in the family.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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