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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:10pm

    dude that sucks. 16 is way too old

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:43pm

    Wow you guys seriously have problems. I had hair "down there" at 10, and I started bleeding at 11. Any guy who says having those are enough for them are sick fucks and if any man ever said that to my face I would make sure he was never able to have sexual pleasure ever again. Anyway, this is why guys should actually talk to the girls before they bone them. Even the guys I've had one night stands with knew my name and my age.

    • 31 41
      Submitted by BlackDS on Apr 16, 12 at 5:55pm

      Mother nature says that a girl is ready to have sex, and reproduce, when she gets her first period. Good luck kicking mother nature in the balls.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:42pm

    the best thing about high school is, i keep gettin older and they just stay the same age

  • 85 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:25am

    1:18am....if you were molested as a child you wouldn't think it was so fucking funny. Its NOT funny and anyone who thinks it is doesn't deserve to live. GROW THE FUCK UP!

  • 90 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:06pm

    If there's rough on the muff, then she is old enough.

  • 76 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:28pm

    I don't think that you guys realize that chicks get their "grass in the field" at like...twelve.

  • 80 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:06am

    Something tells me that all the people who are claiming all these jokes are terrible and that the ones who find them funny are bad people are really just one or two bored guys trolling for the hell of it. There's no way anyone could really be that idiotic.

  • 63 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:56am

    If he's over 18 it is. At least in MI. Ask my dad, he's served 21 years for it.

  • 69 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:00pm

    July 4th 11:14 - To be fair, when you're body begins to go through puberty is when sexual activity is supposed to begin, not some arbitary age limit. Why do you think that women start ovulation and men's penii(I don't care for the plural of this, fuck it) grow larger. The switch is flipped, somebody just has to connect it.

  • 63 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:38pm

    Don't ask, don't tell. Those are the rules.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:33pm

    or do we realize that chicks get their "grass on the field" at age 12

  • 75 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:40pm

    Now a days it's getting harder to tell between the seaoned whores and the wannabe skanks

  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:47pm

    9:33 just made me vomm.

  • 62 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:14am

    here in FL you can legally bang 16 year olds till your 24! Get em' while they're hot boys!

  • 74 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:59pm

    old enough to pee is old enough for me

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:01am

    In Indiana 16 & 17 year olds can do it with whoever the hell they want...above 14 anyways. I guess every state is probably different though

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:48pm

    2:15 AM....my friend too hahah

  • 63 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:48pm

    epic win. good for you dude

  • 63 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:06am

    Jesus 11:43, 11:50 relax.

  • 65 62
    Submitted by twilightsucksass on Aug 17, 10 at 9:58pm

    Dude, you gotta watch out for the jail-bait girls. And those of you who are under 16 and screw older guys, you are SLUTS!

  • 66 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:25pm

    Come to Canada... 16 is good to go

  • 63 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:38am

    Guys (and girls :P), these jokes are what they are, JOKES. If you have been molested/raped (etc), I feel bad for you. But does that mean we can't even talk about it?

  • 58 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:58am

    11:45, we should meet up sometime.

  • 57 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:10am

    The best thing about 16 year old girls...their moms are perfect cougar age.

  • 55 48
    Submitted by CFos13 on Apr 5, 11 at 1:28am

    Honking

  • 66 70
    Submitted by THEFUCKINGPIRATE on Sep 16, 10 at 10:53pm

    HIGH FIVE....YOU FUCKING RAPIST!

  • 63 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:33am

    Wow. Every girl who goes to college these days has to be a feminist, doesn't she? Thank god I'm secure in my womanhood, and am mature enough to find those jokes funny.

    • 47 62
      Submitted by Rumpelstiltskin on Jun 9, 10 at 2:58pm

      You're not a feminist? Feminism is about believing in equality between men and women. For some reason, young girls these days are somewhat ashamed to say that they are feminists, but they still claim to want, and believe in equality. Open you eyes, feminists can still have a sense of humor too. It's all just a matter of if they get butt hurt about it all.

  • 56 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 7:41pm

    This reminds me of my Friday night, I'm 16, he thought I looked at least 19 ;)

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:13am

    July 5, 2009 12:11AM Amen to that.

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:16am

    1:50 has to be a down syndrome, home schooled bitch that no one interacts with besides throwing things at her. You shouldn't have children. That shit is hereditary.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by BadBabe93 on Aug 5, 10 at 12:31am

    I'm 17, and Fuck older guys all the time! Don't judge her! And I'm kinda feelin way old now!

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:09am

    3 24 said it all. everyone needs to lighten up and smoke a j

  • 57 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:40pm

    I hate when this happens

  • 56 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:37pm

    you honeslty couldn't tell? duude FYL

  • 57 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:59am

    1:56 the only trick I learned during my molestation was put the legs together, they scream more. What's the difference between a dead baby and the Thanksgiving turkey? I didn't fuck the turkey before I ate it.

  • 50 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:00am

    lol i love that TEXTS from last night is more political then cspan

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:56am

    It's a shame that this joke is upsetting the girls got molested in their past, but its just supposed to be humorous. Besides hopefully you learned some tricks during these molestations

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 5:19pm

    @420 exactly, i didn't even notice until the end

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:58am

    so who cares 10:58, life is short, i say don't care about it and brag to your friends that you did a 16 year old. unless you're like 40 :P and 1:41, amen to that and what's the difference between a dead baby and your garbage? your garbage isn't in 12 different garbage cans. XD

  • 48 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:32pm

    Personally, Im 17 and I think this is so funny. give your muffin a good stuffin!

  • 44 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:10am

    3:32 because dazed & confused is the shit

  • 68 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:27pm

    this same thing happened to me last night. but swap the 6 for a 4.

    • 49 73
      Submitted by Emobam on May 16, 10 at 4:36pm

      Oh thats wrong

      • 58 51
        Submitted by imacarpenter on Aug 24, 10 at 7:52am

        aw i was tricked into it... its ok .. if there is grass on the field play ball

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 10:58am

    dude, to be fair, you should have asked. and if she said she was 18, you should have asked for ID. it's totally not worth the jail time not to.

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:57am

    WOW, to all of the above.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:35pm

    thats where your wrong

  • 49 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:37am

    For all the people who need to change thier tampons, I've heard these jokes since high school, it's like guys joking about banging each others moms or sisters. That is the only reason why the sayings rhyme. So please take your asses to the gym.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:56am

    true that 4:25, only in the i.e. would find dumbasses that can't tell a girl from a woman.

  • 53 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:40am

    First 1:38am....plenty of goodlooking guys are rapists. Looks and body have nothing to do with it.

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 7:49pm

    i love me some kiddie sex, and i hope all your future children get cancer

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:12pm

    so true...the sluttier they look the younger they are

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:17pm

    im 17, am i too old?

  • 47 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:41am

    if you dont fucking like this shit then get off of the website you nazi fuck

  • 46 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:39pm

    Probably because everyone was waiting to see how far you took it.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 5:38am

    This was ridiculous.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:35am

    1:29am What are you, 10 yrs old? Seriously I want to know what age demographic actually thinks fucking little girls in humorous.

  • 44 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:02am

    Turtle win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You broke the finish line before the hare ever got there...

  • 52 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:11am

    dear 11:50, sober girls our own age cough cough (such as yourself) are dried up cunts, we must take the life force from the youngin's Oh and by the way, if you think the guys here are being serious, you need to pick up your helmet and go back onto the short bus. Guys have been joking around about this stuff since we knew what sex was. Hence, this is why we have all these sayings, because its a joke,

  • 53 58
    Submitted by Iw0nderwhatsn3xt on Dec 14, 10 at 4:39am

    Doesn't matter, I ate out a 15 year old. Best pussy I ever had.

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:11pm

    man calm the fuck down, i'm a seventeen year old girl and i think it's funny as hell. a ton of my friends try to get with 20-something guys and it's weird, but we all joke about it. calm your shit.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:21pm

    fuck political correctness...if you cant laugh, then kindly throw yourself off a bridge...

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:25am

    Did you ever think to ask how old she was? The sayings can be funny given proper context. Though there are FAR too many people out there who take them seriously.

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:42am

    1:41am If you don't know how to type english properly stop talking you uneducated fuck! (see that can work for anything!)

  • 51 56
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 18, 10 at 11:24am

    In most states 16 will get you 20.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:57pm

    127am, anyone who wishes that on someone because of a joke deserves to burn in hell. you're a much worse person than any of them are.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:16am

    10:01...yes, every state is different. In Florida, if you are 16 or 17, you are of age to consent IF the other partner is under 24 years of age.

  • 53 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 5:58am

    sounds like you like your chicks like you like your wiskey, about 12 years old. LMAO dude

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:18am

    Hey, 1:18, don't say "lighten up" to fat chicks... it's considered rude. ;p

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:34pm

    Old enough to step up to the counter, old enough to get meat from the butcher?

  • 53 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:51am

    I love dead baby jokes, so does that make me a baby killer... NO. so STFU

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:15am

    its sad because this happens to my friends. in fact, if this were a different area code i'd be almost positive i knew this person.

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:27am

    hahahahhahaha oh geez

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:30pm

    whats that 1127 you're a sexual predator? what?

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:11am

    you agree with me? america agree with me

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:24am

    hahahaha man if she consented she was clearly DTF..she wanted his P in her V...

  • 46 50
    Submitted by anticone on Jan 3, 11 at 10:52pm

    Fuck.

  • 54 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:31am

    That's why I ask for ID.. No seriously I do lol

  • 58 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:39pm

    ahaha i hear this shit all the time your 16 wtf???? no seriously these jokes are funny

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:55pm

    Dude, she's a Palin. What did you expect?

  • 46 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:14am

    hahahha SO jailbait!

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 8:51pm

    Good job leaving a confessional trail if it gets that far

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17am

    July 5, 3:37. Theres more girls like me out there, they just aren't as upfront about it. It could very well be hardwired in our systems. I will settle for no one under the age of 22. =]

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:12pm

    when i turned 16 i immediately went after a 24 yr old. I like older guys. im 17, and now i want a 28 yr old. =D life is good young.

  • 48 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:42am

    Raping teens is funny

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:10am

    I can hit a gypsy with a rock from 15 meters away if chained... 10 if not

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:16pm

    1203, that is so disgusting... yet hilarious!

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:43am

    1:35/1:36/1:38 Are you silly cunts serious?!? Who said anything about raping little girls? Nobody. Not until you mentioned it. And no one here thinks molesting little girls is funny, we think the sayings are funny. And when I said people in their 20s or 40s I wasn't talking about those diff age groups molesting girls, I was talking about those age groups finding things funny or not. You are some dumb ass bitches putting words in my mouth. Go be dumb cunts elsewhere please.

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:03am

    12:11 when boys learn what sex was they're normally too YOUNG to be dating a 16 year old...

  • 43 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:13pm

    hahahahahha dear god 9:59, you just took it to a new level...ive always heard the "grass in the field, then play ball"

  • 42 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:34am

    haha. a 16yr old has the perfect age cougar mom. that's brill. do her next.

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:53am

    1:45am You are by far the stupidest bitch on this entire site right now. They're just sayings not actions. Stop being so serious and maybe you'll enjoy life a bit more. The way you're acting about this is so pathetic that it just screams, "I have issues and I was molested. Everybody look at my baggage!"

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:44pm

    Just cause you don't know doesn't mean you cant go to jail........

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:47pm

    if you are in a place where you can get in trouble, then check i.d. if in doubt. if you can't get in trouble then assume she is legal. wut you don't know doesn't hurt you.

  • 34 30
    Submitted by googled on Nov 29, 11 at 10:51pm

    If she can chew, she can screw.

  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:29am

    1:25am It is funny. Age has nothing to with it since people on this site aren't in their 40s. And get over your little molestation you damaged fuck. Your daddy still loves you. Probably too much.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:00am

    i agree with 1143 and 1150

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:25am

    Holy shit....i can't believe i made it all the through this thread......LMFAO!!! Gotta love this site!

  • 51 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:45am

    If you think the sayings are funny, then you OBVIOUSLY think molesting little girls is funny since kids that young cannot consent. Anyone who thinks talking about fucking children is humourous has some serious SERIOUS mental issues. I pray none of you ever procreate. Not because I think you will molest your kids, but because your stupidity really does not need to be added to the gene pool!

  • 40 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:23pm

    fucking american douchebags.

  • 45 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:27pm

    I feel your pain. Nobody told me the first guy was 38 and the second guy was 17...Im 25

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:39pm

    wawa wee wah i like a sexy time

  • 43 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:42am

    and wtf? if you think these things are so horrific and disgusting to talk about, why the hell would you wish that on anyone else? that is some messed up logic. it's just a JOKE. jokes are what keep us from going insane about the state the world is in right now.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:32am

    why am i seeing so many dazed and confused quotes lately

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:39am

    yeah like she's gonna go tell the coppers that she asked for it and got it....unless you raped her...lol, then shits on you son

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:38am

    Oh yeah retard 1:29am...people in their 20s molesting little girls is the EXACT SAME THING as people in their 40s doing it. Moron

  • 42 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:11pm

    1042.. dazed & confused.. love it :)

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:46am

    old enough to pee old enough for me lolo jk

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:14am

    old enough to pms old enough to get undressed

  • 41 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:09am

    if you don't take advantage of them, someone else will.

  • 40 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:25am

    omg. this would happen in the 909

  • 51 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:36am

    Nope, my daddy never loved me. He just beat the shit outta me. Just because I have a brain and some actual maturity doesn't mean I have been molested dumbass.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:07pm

    sex is fun and all but when ur little sister's classmates are having sex it feels wrong caz you can see just how young they are. and most of the time the guys in my school cant get any and they go for the lower grades. its sad. and the reason the "older chicks" are dry and saggy is because they started fucking young so when they get to the age when it would be normal for them to be fucking theyre already used. whores. and im no prude, im more of a nympho but i dont fuck every guy i see.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:11am

    2:06-I bet you're right. Fucking losers.

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:40pm

    wheres chris hansen????

  • 38 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10am

    Nobody is trying to degrade women when they joke like that. The same people probably make fat jokes and have fat friends they think rather highly of. They are just jokes, don't take them so seriously.

  • 41 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:17am

    16 pshh it's 12 and up legally in some asian countries and if you can walk that's enough in Africa :-)

  • 47 62
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Sep 18, 10 at 11:37am

    Fuck feminists! How is it that you're treated unfairly? You bitches have an advantage these days for jobs, getting in to colleges/grad programs, etc. The white male is the most vilified and biggest victim of discrimination in this country today. Get over it bitches!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 9:18pm

    old enough to pee is old enough for me. HAHAAHAHA. but seriously, whats wrong with being 16?

  • 44 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:13am

    July 5, 2009 12:11AM Amen to that.

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47pm

    sounds like you're due a visit from Chris Hansen

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:20pm

    Fuck... I can't believe i wasted my time reading this whole thread >_<

  • 42 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 10:42pm

    Everybody move to hawaii :-D

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 11:50pm

    eeewww you guys are sickk as f*** . . idk if you are just trying to sound tough right now but that is seriusly gross. . . you sound like the 30year old perv that is trying to get with the girl at the bar that uses a fake to be 18years old. nothing is grosser than that. so stop acting like sexual predators and go for sober girls your own age. please and thanksss!!

  • 49 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:12am

    July 5, 2009 1:25AM shut the fuck up. most of us get that we are just fucking playing around. If a kid was fucking molested as a child its there own dam fault for being so damn hot. So fuck off.

  • 42 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:39am

    Hey 16 is legal in some states haha but seriously though I'm Chris Hansen...take a seat

  • 40 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:45am

    mmmm nothin better than a drunk underaged girl

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:04am

    There is nothing wrong with getting raped every once in a while.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:50am

    Thank God I don't hang out with guys like all of you. No doubt all of you who think the sayings are funny are worthless frat guys or tools. No doubt thats why I have never encountered weirdos like you in real life. I stay away from morons like that like the plague!

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 11:47am

    5:59 - You should go kill yourself right about, now. People using arbitrary dead baby joke that doesn't really even fit in context means you're some edgy punk trying to get some shocks. Go fuck yourself you retard?

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:10am

    I all i have to say is "Thats Awesome" I had a similar experience and now we are married, ITs tough when you get the call, thinking its another booty call, and she says " Hi dad" I shit myself

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:27pm

    @12:03 too far, my friend, too far.

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:28am

    lol @2am "You're acting more stuck up than a tampon" And yeah, they're jokes. Stfu or laugh. Dumb fucks.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:49am

    147am...not thinking harming children and raping people is funny makes people feminists? Wowww. i just thought it meant they werent idiots or child molestors.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:47am

    how intelligent of you. go take you, your loose vagina and your feminist propaganda out of here

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Sour_Lyme684 on Apr 8, 11 at 12:37am

    If it bleeds it breeds. Even 12 or under would be good for me ;)

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:17pm

    70% of what people say when they are "joking" is what they truly believe but are to chicken shit to ever admit it...

  • 38 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:27pm

    9:00 Dude, this isn't the 15th century. A sexually mature ten year old is still a ten year old.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 6:02am

    hahahaha i think i know the dude!!!

  • 53 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:39pm

    12:03 was greatt old enough to crawl, there in the rite posistion .

  • 41 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:17am

    wow July 5, 3:12pm, and July 8, 1:17am, you sure are cool! I remember the girls like you in highschool, spent the day bragging about how old their boyfriends are, thinking it made them "cool" and "mature", without realizing that their boyfriend is a 25 year old guy who cant get a girl over 16.

  • 37 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:36am

    HOLY SHIT people need to chill the fuck out on this website. 1:27 and 1:28, you are some seriously disturbed fucks. people are joking, and although you don't find it funny like others do, you don't fucking wish that on people. that shit's not funny at all. there's a big difference between a stupid little saying that is meant as a joke and telling someone you hope that their child or wife or whoever gets molested. so please do us all a favor and remove the sticks out of your assholes.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:24am

    in my state as long as she is sixteen its a good to go hoe.... check your legislation my friend

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:37am

    hahaha get over it people just take it as the funny text that it is, thats what this website is for you dumb fucks. and if a 16 year old is gonna act all slutty and if he really didn't know she was young then fuck, not all the blame can be on him. at what point does a 16 year old who is perfectly capable of thinking and acting for herself have to take some responsibility?

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:09am

    what's wrong with being a feminist anyway?

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:57am

    Our motto is, "We don't card." Besides, it's summer, therefore you only are required to take responsibility for half of what you do. Ahaha.

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 12:03pm

    old enough to crawl then theyre in the right position

  • 41 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 11:30am

    16 is legal. and fun. end of story.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:27am

    BTW, all of you pricks who think joking about molesting little girls is a funny thing: I hope you have a little girl someday and I hope someone molests the fuck out of her and you have to deal with all the pain and grief....maybe then you worthless fucks will realize how mentally retarded you are

  • 50 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:33pm

    OP, like you would have stopped anyways. "If there's grass in the field, play ball. If there isn't, flip em over and play in the mud"

  • 38 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 8:18pm

    Hit em before the hair does

  • 33 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:49am

    wow 909 AHHAAHAHAAAHAHAA

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 5:23am

    4:07 I'm in the 909. I'm probably older than you. Sweet Jesus there is a god

  • 38 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:05pm

    @ july 8, 2:17 am, your probably a lonely virgin that cant cant anything, no matter what age. and it has nothing to do with the age. its maturity, no one has time to deal with retarded 16 yr olds who think its still funny to draw penises on school desks. How about you get a life instead of dripping with sarcasm on a site where no one likes you? kthanks peace.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:36am

    age is just a number.

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:18am

    11:43 and 11:50 Are you guys really that stupid? They're jokes. Just funny little sayings that make people laugh. How the fuck haven't you heard any of those?!? The people saying them don't really think it's cool to fuck 11 and 12 year olds. It's just a joke you silly cunts. Lighten up.

  • 43 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 12:13am

    July 5, 2009 12:11AM Amen to that.

  • 52 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 12:07am

    Having sex with a 16 year old is wrong. Unless she's really, really hot.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 9:39am

    @2:00AM "You're acting more stuck up than a tampon" lmfao! hahaha that was great

  • 35 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:39am

    1:38am...Who, except child molestors, would want to talk about molesting little girls???? Jesus Christ wtf is wrong with you people?

  • 38 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:33am

    In 2012, some Greater Being will put every contributor of this thread in a small room ;)

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:42pm

    Considering it was the norm in the us 50 years ago to be married with at least one kid by 17, and 50 years before that at 14, I don't see where the problem is here, unless the guy was way way way older.

  • 35 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:15pm

    If it bleeds it breeds. Lmao.

  • 46 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 6:52am

    Im down with 12:46 Im 16 and have been raped by an abusive bf 3 times, but I can be ok enough to not fly off the handle at jokes. I also look much older and typically get guessed as 20+ so stuff like this just happens. Ive never dated anyone younger than 18 in my whole life because guys are just too immature ;) so if the 16 yr old wants to fuck, let her fuck. no ones talking right? people can be in love with an age difference. My best boyfriend has been a guy thats 4 1/2 years older than me, so what?

  • 31 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm

    lmao this is hystericall..

  • 40 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:10am

    Agreed! Total 909'er

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 3:01am

    go back where you came from gypsy nobody like

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 6:59am

    because you were supposed to be the penitenturys next big queen

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 5:09pm

    There's nothing wrong with that if it's consentual if not though it's disgusting, any non consentual relationship is disgusting

  • 34 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:18pm

    12:17 time to play ball

  • 41 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 9:10pm

    lmao @ 9:06 true that.

  • 37 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 2:00am

    1:50- who are you fooling? You don't hang out with any boys because you are a huge anchor. You're acting more stuck up than a tampon and you have no sense of humor. This is not the site for you. I hear the "ijustwanttotellyou" site is recruiting. Go bother them. Stupid bitch.

  • 40 70
    Submitted by shep_loves_beer on Mar 6, 11 at 11:12am

    because its funnier that way.

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 12:08am

    16 is legal in the 775 send her my way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 4:48am

    before you guys call him sick it might be best to remember that 16 is legal in a lot of countries

  • 29 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 10:43pm

    Old enough To bleed old enough to butcher

  • 35 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 5:22am

    You would be from the 909...

  • 40 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:46pm

    Wtf is up with all the fighting. I'm a girl, I was almost raped (thank God for best friends.) and I the jokes made me laugh. If I thought a guy really thought fucking a 12 yr old girl is okay, then that's something to be concerned about. This site is FUNNY. It's all about jokes and stupid drunk ass texts and other things. Nothing here is really supposed to be taken seriously in the first place.

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 4:19am

    HEY GIRL, YOU GONNA GET RAPED

  • 32 72
    Submitted by drizzy3 on Apr 8, 10 at 3:30am

    If she wants to fuck then I don't see the problem

  • 37 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 11:03am

    Is it bad that I got a boner from this thread?

  • 42 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 10:47pm

    16 is illegal in some countries.. prison term is likely for him.

  • 27 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:22pm

    I'm 16 and i don't look it at all.