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How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
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I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
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This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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