All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
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You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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