I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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