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  • 185 65
    Submitted by lockdown23 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:20pm
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    What could you have said while cumming that needed correcting? next time don't recite a monologue.

  • 182 62
    Submitted by LadyTrip on Jul 11, 10 at 2:23pm
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    Yes. Yes you did.

  • 125 74
    Submitted by thedrake9 on Jul 11, 10 at 2:11pm
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    Literally, fuck them, they're the greatest.

  • 110 49
    Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 11, 10 at 4:36pm
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    well, stop cumming in the third person then...

  • 116 72
    Submitted by skeezer on Jul 11, 10 at 8:44pm
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    I hope you ended it with a period

  • 107 60
    Submitted by vinogirl on Jul 11, 10 at 10:49pm
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    IM GONNA CAME. IM GONNA CAME!!!!

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Miri on Jul 11, 10 at 2:52pm
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    No pun intended :P

  • 74 67
    Submitted by 69_Charger on Jul 11, 10 at 3:18pm
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    You just did

  • 65 52
    Submitted by FutureHegemon on Jul 11, 10 at 5:59pm
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    Fuck! English majors!

  • 80 82
    Submitted by 1BigDaddy on Jul 11, 10 at 2:04pm
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    What a douche

  • 59 52
    Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on Jul 12, 10 at 2:27am
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    well, apparently, this english major did something else right. and corrected your grammar simultaneously! ZIIIIIIIING

  • 57 53
    Submitted by kbstone on Jul 12, 10 at 4:30am
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    See? This is exactly why you needed the help with your grammar. A few nicely placed punctuation marks would have cleared your post up completely.\nHaha to "I'm gonna came."

  • 57 56
    Submitted by KGR on Jul 12, 10 at 12:41pm
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    "Fuck English majors." No pun intended? ba-doom TISH

  • 53 49
    Submitted by satanicfrog138 on Jul 13, 10 at 2:41am
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    I'm an English teacher,and I fucking love this post. Way to go!

  • 57 59
    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 11, 10 at 7:39pm
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    You did....literally :)

  • 53 53
    Submitted by soccerscout7 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:45am
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    @skeezer LMAO.

  • 51 56
    Submitted by hxcxxtay on Jul 11, 10 at 3:37pm
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    Dirty 630.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 11, 10 at 2:54pm
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    So I'm* And good one Miri, four other people below me didn't quite nail that joke like you did.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 12, 10 at 1:30pm
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    YDI for having bad grammar.

  • 60 77
    Submitted by SexyBitchh on Jul 11, 10 at 2:25pm
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    She did fuck an English major.

  • 53 64
    Submitted by bowfishinlady on Jul 11, 10 at 2:43pm
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    Yes you did you dirty little girl...

  • 46 52
    Submitted by deformz on Jul 11, 10 at 3:23pm
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    You totally just did

  • 44 51
    Submitted by mikew2010 on Jul 12, 10 at 9:20am
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    "I cameing" ?

  • 43 53
    Submitted by xoNYbaby on Jul 12, 10 at 12:03pm
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    @skeezer: WIN. Hahahahah

  • 55 79
    Submitted by skeezer on Jul 11, 10 at 2:45pm
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    This is probably from a guy.

  • 50 76
    Submitted by An0n on Jul 11, 10 at 2:45pm
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    For being bad at math, because thats why he's an English major? Haha. I suck at both so in demoted to music major.

    • 33 56
      Submitted by jltc on Jul 11, 10 at 4:02pm
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      apparently your school doesn't have a performance program

  • 40 57
    Submitted by beachbaby on Jul 11, 10 at 8:55pm
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    That is absolutely hilarious

  • 49 77
    Submitted by destructo on Jul 11, 10 at 2:13pm
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    This guy sounds like a total ass hat. Who does shit like that.

    • 42 55
      Submitted by laura4 on Jul 11, 10 at 4:49pm
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      I would. I'd wait a little bit, but I'd do it.

  • 37 54
    Submitted by megagamer on Jul 15, 10 at 2:01pm
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    ... Or not...

  • 38 58
    Submitted by tacodinosaur on Jul 12, 10 at 3:54am
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    fuck english majors??? hmmmm seems like you did

  • 43 69
    Submitted by katelyn99 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:02pm
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    Hah you did

  • 16 41
    Submitted by shitbat78 on Aug 23, 11 at 4:26am
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    Sounds like you did...at least one anyway.