i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
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