I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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