Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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