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  • 147 63
    Submitted by ardvarkofdoom on Jan 20, 11 at 9:10am
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    Next time, try offering yourself after making me a sandwich. French Toast is also acceptable.

  • 126 32
    Submitted by RyanM on Jan 20, 11 at 11:17am
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    The deal closer - "Can we play some call of duty afterwards?". It'll better the odds of success by 5000%.

  • 133 62
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jan 20, 11 at 10:18am
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    this is offensive. who doesnt want a sex slave

  • 119 80
    Submitted by jimmyboy on Jan 20, 11 at 9:43am
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    Is funny cause you're fat.

  • 89 56
    Submitted by ltwiggles on Jan 20, 11 at 4:16pm
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    You must have a face like a foot.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by eastswk10 on Jan 20, 11 at 1:47pm
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    offer to rub his back and watch him play video games. and make him food.. thats the perfect woman, period.

  • 54 52
    Submitted by PotatoHead on Jan 20, 11 at 6:03pm
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    Oh, my home Yonkers. How you never cease to amuse me.

  • 46 44
    Submitted by MrDrSexy on Jan 21, 11 at 11:58am
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    I agree with Ryan m

  • 49 50
    Submitted by Ltapachebravo on Jan 21, 11 at 7:14am
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    Ur close to me, maybe we should meet and u can be my slave

  • 28 24
    Submitted by amw88 on May 11, 11 at 1:07am
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    That's like asking who wants a STD! You're easy and there's probably something wrong with you.

  • 43 57
    Submitted by thatdangguy10 on Jan 20, 11 at 9:07pm
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    What does your vagina look like?

  • 51 116
    Submitted by tacosmile on Jan 20, 11 at 10:51am
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    Well if your ever up in my area, youll be my slave. You can meet the boss an how big he really is.