where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
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At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
areolas are like halos for boobs.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize