she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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