As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
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I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
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I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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