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  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:04pm

    I'm sure whenever anyone discovers you're the douche who posts these things, you'll never get fucked again. Too bad..

  • 58 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:45pm

    dane cook did NOT invent that joke

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:12am

    I live in this area code. I know exactly who it is. Her name is Kayla Bailey. Probably spelled it wrong. But if this isn't specifically about her, it fucking should be.

  • 52 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:01pm

    Are you talking about Debbie?

  • 52 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    Good thing we know this person, otherwise this text wouldnt be funny.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:17pm

    I think i know what this dude is talking about. they're called bitches on they period. you invite them to the party and they be hella bitchy and rude so you try to fuck them in a room but then she like, 'no i cant im on my period.' and your like, whytf did i even take you back here by ourselves then for HO

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:46pm

    i have a friend like that.

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:28pm

    It's funny because everyone has a friend like this in their circle. If you don't get it, it's probably because that friend is you.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 1:43am

    Now everyone can appreciate this person for being the example of what they don't want to be. Watch closely and learn. That's why this always happens. Meanwhile, those of you who don't watch and learn, Thank you so much for these texts, they are the next best thing to being there. See ya, wouldn't wanta be ya!!!

  • 38 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 4:47pm

    Dane Cook never invented any of his own shit. He's only funny to retards.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12pm

    everybody hates "karen"

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:34pm

    At least she's not a loudmouth like hat cunt-hole Steve

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:48pm

    And neither did you so why are you do defensive?

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:01pm

    I think I know who that is! And I don't even live in that area code...

  • 46 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:57pm

    so who wants to rage in jersey this weekend....haha oh wait, jersey fuckin blows

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:48pm

    this site fails because of all those pointless posts it allows, and disallows some normal shit for whatever reason

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:52am

    1157... what the fuck?

  • 47 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:52pm

    I have an ex gf like that. Now invites herself to all my friends functions. Anybody want her? Come to Toronto. Easiest lay in the GTA.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 12:38am

    Sounds like my friend Ming. Now we just call her death.

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 5:31pm

    Wow, that's so funny. Oh, wait...

  • 49 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:39pm

    Well, I found the bug. Looks like we assume that the data is format "2" when it is actually already format "1" This leads to the message and bail-out because this is an illegal state change in this context.

  • 46 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:12pm

    That's why you don't invite mothers to parties.

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 7:01pm

    lmao I bet that easy girl in the GTA is Emily

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:25pm

    How the fuck did this text get selected?

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 6:24pm

    why does this always happen!

  • 41 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 4:12am

    Karen is a douchebag. She is ALWAYS a bag of douche!

  • 41 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 11:54pm

    danielle? what's her face? is that you?

  • 35 51
    Submitted by CJ315 on Jun 14, 10 at 2:56am

    This describes my ex perfectly

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    LOL, that sounds like me... til the whiskey starts flowing.

  • 40 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 3:58pm

    I know a girl like that and her name is Bethany Sifford!

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:30pm

    hahaha dudeee 10:17 so that was YOU yelling at bonifa last friday?

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 2:57pm

    i never said i invented it, and no ones getting defensive...

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:27pm

    sounds like my friend Jen. Never shuts up. No wonder she's 40 and never had a man...

  • 39 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:46pm

    theres one of those in every group!!! lol

  • 38 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 6:20pm

    I think this is funny because if you're a social person who goes to parties a lot there's always that one person. Or there's that one person that always shows up at a party even though no one invited him PARTY FOUL

  • 35 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:22pm

    wow 10:17 you fail at life