So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
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i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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