I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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