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  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:25pm

    oh ohney, life is gonna SUCK for you! You're gonna get all the swelling, pain, etc... next time, get plan b, be careful, and maybe talk to a therapist!

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:34pm

    what were you nervous about? turning into a man? or do you think you can get pregnant from sharing bath water with your dad?

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 11:54am

    i love how you can tell who the guys are.. 'the two above me'

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:56pm

    next time you get nervous try swallowing all your anti-retardation pills.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:35pm

    You should have snorted them, more effective...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 5:28pm

    shoulda jput it in your butt instead. Yeah, after I shove my dildo in yours. Man, I LOVE assholes. Shit you shoulda just did a bunch of meth instead. I guess us kentuckians think birth control is a hard drug when it ain't shit, ya'll. what idiot brags about knowing more about fucking narcotics? Here's your sign. haha I hate that shit but relevance...

  • 50 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:07am

    that doesn't work! you have to take birth control at the SAME time EVERY DAY or else the hormone shifting it does stops working and you'll get pregnant. I.E. If you miss a day, skip a day, take it at a different time... you are going to end up with child. I learned this in Biology... maybe if you paid more attention in class.

  • 62 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 7:48pm

    just take your anti-dumbass pills and get fucked in the ass instead. stupid cunt.

  • 47 48
    Submitted by cheezit567 on Jun 28, 10 at 1:47am

    Hahahahahahahaha

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:04pm

    I'm ashamed to be from Louisville.

  • 52 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 10:18pm

    next time *just swallow* the cock :D

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:53pm

    hahaha you dumb bitch

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 10:26pm

    alllllllllllrrrrrrrighhht.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:04pm

    Way to represent the Ville.

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:20pm

    it's really not a big deal at all. it's really hard to overdose on birth control

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:59pm

    i think i've been told that taking 4 birth control pills is equivalent to taking plan b buuuuut umm i think taking all of them is probably a really bad idea

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:46pm

    planned parenthood doesnt give you a bunch of pills, they give you actual plan b. it's 2 pills and you can take 3 or 4 pills of your certain birth controls to equal plan b but it doesn't work for all of types/brands. there are lists of the equivalents if you google it

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:17pm

    I hope it works out... and that u start getting the birth control shot it last 12-15 weeks, 99.8% effective...

  • 44 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:38pm

    yea- or just burned them in a spoon and shot them into your vein. wow lol

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:15pm

    you accidentally the whole bottle?

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 3:35am

    is it cuz u found out the guy u fucked was ur cousin, cuz that story sounds like my last friday night.....damn

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:54pm

    planned parenthood - do it in the butt...

  • 51 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 6:28pm

    what birth control are you on, the only ones i've seen are in individual slots with foil on th eback, did u pop them all out at once?? who the fuck does that

  • 50 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 8:46pm

    dude that doesn't work like that... you've gotta keep taking it like you did before... DUH!

  • 41 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:47pm

    that just reminded me to take my birth control. that was close! thanks

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:16pm

    I just know your head is over a toilet bowl!....I can't take two from a day missed and I feel like shit half the day! Bless your soul and for god sakes child...

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:58pm

    You know it wont matter.

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 11:56am

    quit doin' it bareback ya dumb bia bia

  • 46 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:25pm

    You can't go wrong if you shield your dong!

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:49pm

    Condoms aren't edible.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 7:37pm

    GIGGITY GIGGITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 5:06pm

    ^ LMAO! oh if only...

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 1, 09 at 3:48pm

    isn't that what wire hangers are for ; )

  • 49 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:40pm

    ...or just let him put it in your butt.

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:53pm

    how the f*** does someone do that?

  • 50 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 1:18am

    I'VE TOTALLY GOTTEN NERVOUS AND SWALLOWED ALL MY BIRTH CONTROL...

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:47pm

    wow. you have to be from kentucky to consider birth control a hard drug. and it's burnt them in a spoon. not burned.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 3:54pm

    omg that cant be good.

  • 45 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 9:01pm

    I suspected women, sorry girls like this still existed but not amongst those who could read, write and use a mobile phone! seriously id have more respect if she went for the old fashioned fun way. you know a bottle of gin and a week long drug binge. whilst doin two other men in the same week to ensure some dna tests and mystery to the proceedings should the drink and drugs fail! hystarectomy? yes!

  • 40 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 6:18pm

    I've done that! YAY.

  • 40 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 9:32pm

    I once at swallowed all of my mother's birth control. When I was two years old.

  • 51 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:07pm

    haha ive done that! and hey NOT PREGNANT!!!!!!

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 4:12pm

    yea if you go to planned parenthood they dont give you plan b they just give you several birth control pills and benadryl.

  • 41 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:04am

    9:01 you're not making much sense. Are you proposing criteria for mandatory castration?

  • 44 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 6:54pm

    Hahaha.. i've done that.. & no babies!

  • 37 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 9:43pm

    Been there! Done that. Dont take more than 10 or you'll puke! Not preggers! wooowowowooooo