So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
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If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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