I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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