I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
as a side note pls kill me
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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