How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
We need to rekindle our bromance
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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