we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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