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  • Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 20, 10 at 5:14pm

    You know...sometimes people don't spend 4 years at college perpetually blitzed. I know, it's crazy, but then again you might have to be to make your TFLN handle the name of a bar from Three's Company.

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      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:22am

      Never been drunk. Never had sex in college. Got a BA though.

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    Submitted by DanTheMon on Jul 20, 10 at 5:32pm

    Dude that's highschool status. Once you have to pay to be there it's time to grow up

    • 67 55
      Submitted by regalbeagle on Jul 20, 10 at 6:43pm

      Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

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    Submitted by egirl on Jul 20, 10 at 9:33pm

    Wow...that's such mature choices. Now she will be ready for an STD and also gettin used up by random dudes. She should be proud !

  • 54 45
    Submitted by smartuprshutup on Jul 20, 10 at 10:56pm

    shut the hell up wtfwjd!!!!! you're so far from funny!!

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Dumbledore_Died on Jul 20, 10 at 8:48pm

    Spoiler alert: Dumbledore dies.

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    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 21, 10 at 10:59am

    Who is dumbledore and what do I wear to the funeral? Do they need pretzels at the wake? The beer dingo will wear a black sparkly collar.

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    Submitted by smartgrrl on Jul 20, 10 at 11:36pm

    College survival kit: taxi's n condoms.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by jamall on Jul 21, 10 at 1:06am

    I'm at the store.

  • 55 54
    Submitted by firsty on Jul 20, 10 at 7:32pm

    This text has Firsty in it twice :)

  • 65 76
    Submitted by nikkaaa on Jul 20, 10 at 5:16pm

    yesss she will be having many shots and many random hookups. I know i did freshman year!

  • 56 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 10 at 9:00pm

    That's the only thing u know that's had firsty in it twice except ur dad

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    Submitted by wtfwjd on Jul 20, 10 at 5:35pm

    Hmmm...what the fuck would Jesus do in this situation?

    • 27 50
      Submitted by JimHalpert on Jul 21, 10 at 5:24am

      get out of New Jersey.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 21, 10 at 1:21am

    Jamal silly. This isn't Twitter.

  • 43 54
    Submitted by firstyfollower on Jul 20, 10 at 11:36pm

    For sure education firsty.... Plenty of time for puking and random sex later

  • 45 60
    Submitted by niceman on Jul 21, 10 at 10:57pm

    You leave Miley alone!!!!

  • 51 78
    Submitted by MyWife on Jul 20, 10 at 5:06pm

    Secondy! ;)

  • 50 79
    Submitted by sexpanther12345 on Jul 21, 10 at 12:34am

    973 reprsent

  • 31 43
    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:31pm

    Nice, I like whores in training

  • 41 64
    Submitted by dirtyfirsty on Jul 20, 10 at 6:11pm

    Jesus would probably want to get an education firsty. Party later?

  • Submitted by sdrawkcabllort on Jul 20, 10 at 5:05pm

    sdrawkcab em gnikam era slezterp esehT

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    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 5:11am

    I hope I'm not that stupid when I go to college

  • 37 75
    Submitted by TheOtherGuy23 on Jul 21, 10 at 1:30pm

    reppin 973