Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
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So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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this hospital has no fireball
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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