We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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