Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
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i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
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He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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