she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
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There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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