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  • 72 42
    Submitted by likeahoss on Jun 4, 11 at 4:31pm

    Chuck Norris once impregnated a woman in Miami when he was masturbating in Montana.

  • 54 32
    Submitted by ssimkins89 on Jun 4, 11 at 2:33pm

    you fucked Walker Texas Ranger?! I congratulate you.

  • 47 40
    Submitted by haliganbar on Jun 5, 11 at 1:30pm

    More like a pea shooter.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by marykatew123 on Jun 4, 11 at 7:47pm

    I'm kinda ashamed to have the same area code... Oh Charlotte...

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    Submitted by showMEdemTITTAYS on Jun 4, 11 at 11:27pm

    Maybe he is referring to his cumshot. Not everyone has that talent OP

  • 45 44
    Submitted by sexyemily on Jun 5, 11 at 7:24pm

    Nice job u fucked a cocky asshole...