I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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Oh shit. There are penis maracas
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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