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  • 89 55
    Submitted by Stotan1228 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:24pm

    Because a homeless guy became un-homeless. I'd check all your closets.

  • 82 58
    Submitted by 2144571774 on Apr 4, 10 at 9:58pm

    Why don't you tellme why there's a living room around my shopping cart.

  • 75 54
    Submitted by norml420 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:17pm

    this person sounds angry. sounds like a great night to me.

  • 76 71
    Submitted by koolcon56 on Apr 4, 10 at 5:13pm

    first to call it a good night :) although i hate it when people comment saying first!

  • 73 66
    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 5, 10 at 6:47pm

    So you can practice pushing it around. I have a feeling thats where your life is headed.

  • 81 83
    Submitted by buberto on Apr 6, 10 at 12:52am

    Belongs to the bag lady whose cunt you were sucking puss out of.

  • 65 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 5, 10 at 1:21am

    You were jousting in the parkinglot and then you took it home

  • 80 81
    Submitted by darthvader20 on Apr 4, 10 at 6:39pm

    Please explain to me why there WOULDN'T!

  • 65 65
    Submitted by minihoodehoo on Apr 4, 10 at 10:46pm

    So you could have an epic race. Shoppingcart races=epic win

  • 70 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 11:36pm

    Shopping cart joust=even more epic win

  • 71 85
    Submitted by xThEx_Natural on Apr 4, 10 at 11:56pm

    Sorry. I was high

  • 62 67
    Submitted by uAllSuck on Apr 4, 10 at 6:07pm

    Because you suck!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by ackas on Apr 4, 10 at 8:11pm

    Ahahahaha

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Croooooooooow on Apr 4, 10 at 6:15pm

    It's generally not a good idea to try and re-create the set of Supermarket Sweep in your apartment.

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Adicus on Apr 5, 10 at 7:53am

    I would be more concerned as to why a homeless guy is passed out in your bathroom with his ass cheeks in the air.

  • 60 76
    Submitted by gangstaboozie on Apr 4, 10 at 5:23pm

    Third!!!

  • 32 43
    Submitted by makayj on Mar 26, 11 at 9:22am

    My area code.... \nWhy does this not surprise me?

  • 47 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 4, 10 at 7:39pm

    HAHA. THIS IS SOOOOO FUNNY!!

  • 27 39
    Submitted by lyndseymaee on Jul 18, 11 at 12:10am

    aaaaaaaabbbbbbbaaaaacccccc!!!