Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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