Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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