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  • 46 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:54pm

    8:59 obviously hasnt been to britain if he thinks all our accents make us seem smart

  • 45 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 8:15am

    which bristish accent? because i can promise you, you will not be aroused by a west country or bristol accent.....

  • 36 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:06am

    even ugly dudes appear more attractive with an accent

  • 37 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 1:39pm

    @1.26 - right there with you.. I'm from Suffolk. It's horrible. That's why I moved to Scotland, yummy. And no, it's not difficult to understand Scottish accents. At least, not until about 3am on a Friday in Sauchiehall Street. But NO-ONE makes sense then.

  • 35 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:55am

    American girls will suck anything with an accent.

  • 32 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:38am

    @ 9:10, no YOU are wrong, americans have funny accents when they speak other languages AND when in Spain (i'm English) my Spanish friends could differentiate between my and American accents.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:33am

    haha i am in europe (Amsterdam) and the sweetest accent so far was russian, then italian then scotish, but you cant really understand scotish accent you just have to smile and say yes once in a while...

  • 33 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:16pm

    unfortunately, nothing MAKES a penis small and flaccid quite like a brittish accent...

  • 35 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:45pm

    1:53 yeah im from Greenock! i dont think we're that hard to understand

  • 30 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:53pm

    No accent in the world could make up for a small or flaccid penis.... however, amazing oral skills makes it tolerable for very short periods of time.

  • 34 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:33am

    Edited for accuracy: "(651): nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis." there we go!

  • 37 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:44pm

    I'm an English South African...believe me nothing makes a perpetually flacid penis like something we like to call the dutchman accent...those of you that have been to SA will understand

  • 31 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:59am

    accents cause a lot of illusions. when standing in line entering the al hambra, the people with british accents discussing art sounded intelligent, the ones with american accents discussing the same thing sounded as if they were trying too hard

  • 28 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:10pm

    I think we've slept with the same person.

  • 30 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:55am

    Question: Do men find accents as attractive as most women do?

    • 28 26
      Submitted by ronasokily on Jul 18, 10 at 5:34pm

      eh...it really depends on the accents. but body type/personality are also taken into effect

  • 36 42
    Submitted by mattwinstonward on May 22, 10 at 9:36pm

    Why do americans love the british accent.....might have to move there

  • 33 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 11:40am

    how many russian chicks have you seen? One? They are not all hot. That is almost the exact opposite of the truth.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:58pm

    1:53 I'm imagining you typing with a scottish accent and i so want you.

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 2:35am

    ^^^^ especially a british one

  • 31 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 3:57am

    having been to europe--i can truthfully say this is correct (it even makes up for not being circumcised)

  • 36 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:48am

    This may be the funniest and most true TFLN I have ever read... I thought I wrote this same text for a min

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:46pm

    I need to find an Australian woman. That's the hottest accent out there

  • 24 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:40am

    i LOVE accents. Accents can make up for a lot of things. ie: lack of looks, talent, and personality, even a small penis. It definitely can't make up for the perpetually flaccid one.

  • 29 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 9:10am

    8:25 you are very very stupid (with italian accent). When spanish people hear you talk, it doesnt sound like an accent its just other lang for them. You sound like u have an accent only to english speaking countries, and there isnt much of them around the world.

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    Russian chicks in the James Bond movies = Hot. Russian chicks in real life = Leg and armpit hair...

  • 24 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:35am

    this is amazing, so true

  • 25 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:25am

    dumbasses. you ALL have accents to people from other nations. like duh ....

  • 22 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:47am

    I think I know this guy...

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Siridor on Sep 20, 10 at 1:39am

    Eh. I know a couple women who love my Scottish accent more than an English one

  • 27 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 9:51am

    3:45, im from ayrshire!!! here's me thinking nobody from scotland but me was on this site! but no we really aren't hard to understand unless we say things on purpose to catch foreign people out! haha

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:43am

    5:55: look up. Penis means male. Flaccid means no. Russian girls aren't always hot. Look at me. Now look at my thighs. I win. Except not.

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 12:32am

    Nothing can beat that Irish accent though man! Those dudes are such smooth talkers to begin with...gets me everytime! Ugh I miss IRL!

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 10:26am

    9:38 you dork, he ment when you speak ENGLISH in spain. Ofcourse youll have accent when youre american that speaks spanish.

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:23am

    i'd say a guy with an irish accent could pretty much convince me to do anything. bad? i think not.

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:53pm

    @4:33, im scottish and it depends on where abouts you were in scotland! if you were in the highlands in the aberdeen or inverness area thats understandable, i dont think any one can understand them! but im from a town near glasgow and you shouldn't have had any problems understanding us here!

  • 30 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:52am

    No, nothing makes up for a disappointing penis.

  • 24 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 7:28am

    I am a guy, and i hate girls with accent, mayyyyybe i'll like russian 'cuz usualy the girls are hot. But thats a big maybe... So even as a guy i love to hear only guys with accent. Damn foreigners taking all the hot pussys ! (=

  • 26 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 5, 09 at 1:15am

    hahaha this is my fav tfln SO TRUE!!

  • 27 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:26pm

    12.54: Haha totally agree. 8.59 also clearly hasn't heard a Norfolk accent before (for those who do not know: Norfolk is an area of England and so a Norfolk accent is obviously one type of British accent). I challenge anyone to find a less intelligent-sounding accent.

  • 26 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 4:28am

    Anything is better than our boring same old same old lack of accents here. But I doubt I could get arroused from an Asian or some sort of brutal accent... British- yes. French- possibly. Italian- definately. Damn I need to go to Europe.

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 5:16am

    British accents make my penis flaccid. I'll take anything over that, even a fucking boston accent.

  • 25 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 7:33pm

    Only italian, german, & russian for me. Gotta love a thick man with those accents

  • 25 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 5:17am

    It depends on the Irish accent. Accents from Dublin, Galway and other major cities in the Republic: hooooot. Accents from Belfast and Derry: hooooo-...wait, what did you say?