It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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