So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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