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  • 77 32
    Submitted by crockpot on Dec 7, 12 at 2:42pm

    Dick in a box?

  • 79 43
    Submitted by olderthanyou on Dec 7, 12 at 2:45pm

    If anyone wonders how a woman starts to think about becoming a stripper or a hooker, please read this text as to the start of the justification process, cash for favors

  • 72 33
    Submitted by Micholder on Dec 7, 12 at 6:24pm

    What if I just put it back in your mouth and we both celebrate the cumming holiday...

  • 56 26
    Submitted by funkhmmmm1 on Dec 7, 12 at 4:40pm

    What ever happened to Free Love. Its my favorite thing to do and I don't expect presents. Child.

  • 55 34
    Submitted by Tigr0u on Dec 7, 12 at 4:21pm

    WOW... Then I guess I'll have a lot of xmas presents this year

    • 32 34
      Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 7, 12 at 8:15pm

      Want one more? xD

      • 33 18
        Submitted by FBGM_13 on Dec 8, 12 at 11:30am

        you're a funny motherfucker

        • 25 27
          Submitted by lol_wat on Dec 8, 12 at 4:53pm

          Not sure if facetious or serious... But thanks either way!

  • 48 32
    Submitted by BigGinger on Dec 7, 12 at 10:08pm

    If my dick my in your mouth, THAT was your Christmas present!

  • 44 32
    Submitted by happyhappyx3 on Dec 8, 12 at 2:33am

    Geez, don't waste your damn time on this app if you're so damn old you have to be a judgmental bastard about what you read on here

  • 39 32
    Submitted by Brownthunder on Dec 8, 12 at 2:29am

    Calendar year or fiscal year?

  • 33 21
    Submitted by doomed2roam on Dec 8, 12 at 7:26pm

    Damn I would love to meet you!

  • 39 34
    Submitted by heylooo on Dec 8, 12 at 5:09am

    Like what, a butt load of toothbrushes to clean that dumpster of yours?

  • 35 33
    Submitted by SserPrun95 on Dec 7, 12 at 10:58pm

    Are you the cause of the money stack from batman? Heads up, joker ruins it all...

  • 30 27
    Submitted by fly_bi_night on Dec 8, 12 at 8:13am

    Sorry, no presents for you. Everybody's budget is wiped out from paying to have that nasty gonorrhea they caught from you cleared up.