Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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