You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • Submitted by fucktheworld00 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:14pm

    Heartless bastard.

  • Submitted by brodieoh on Apr 20, 10 at 5:33pm

    Wow, guy, you're such a pro. You're so experienced, it's like a "profession" to you. Everyone is SO impressed. Congratulations.

  • 88 59
    Submitted by frizzle on Apr 20, 10 at 3:36pm

    I'd rather have Xanax anyway. So i'd say where's the rest of the bottle.

  • 76 42
    Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 20, 10 at 11:14pm

    What's up with all these pussy kids today needing drugs to make it through college?!?\n\nWhat happened to getting it done through hard work, binge drinking, and lots

    • 54 43
      Submitted by Megrathea42 on Apr 21, 10 at 5:55am

      When were drugs not part of college? So now it's adderall and it used to be coke, or ecstasy, or pot, or acid, or what ever else depending on which generation you come from. I will promise there were drugs in your school, even if you didn't notice.

      • 42 49
        Submitted by YourWifesFantasy on Apr 22, 10 at 1:52am

        Yeah. You're right. My bad. \n\nI guess my point is, it seems like a lot of these texts talk about using drugs out of necessity, cause college is "so hard", when, in reality, college is easy as fuck.

        • 45 52
          Submitted by Vespertine on Apr 22, 10 at 2:17pm

          Yeah, well what college did you go to? You're local National American University?

  • 82 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 3:24pm

    I'm sure he had or he will google what it looks like when he gets it if he's unfamiliar with prescription drugs.if he gets sold a pill and pops it,and doesn't know anything about it,he's an idiot.human beings nowadays don't deserve that much trust.

  • 76 51
    Submitted by elpintogrande on Apr 20, 10 at 3:19pm

    Sure, just make sure to do it to the defensive tackle of the football team and be sure to give him your address so you know, you can sell more fake drugs to him more often.

  • 72 52
    Submitted by eemes on Apr 20, 10 at 4:34pm

    @ 3:42 I think you need to take a step back and reevaluate who the stupid one is, your spelling is bout equivalent to a 1st grader..

    • 41 55
      Submitted by servus on Apr 20, 10 at 8:05pm

      uh oh the grammar Nazis are here.

      • 45 44
        Submitted by CrispyW on Apr 21, 10 at 7:42am

        The grammar Nazi spelled "about" wrong. Fail grammar Nazi, fail.

    • 43 31
      Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 8, 10 at 2:29am

      There is nothing wrong with a grammar Nazi, here `n there.

  • 73 57
    Submitted by clinbri on Apr 20, 10 at 3:37pm

    Sell him tylenol! Lol

  • 70 52
    Submitted by caelcaeldace on Apr 20, 10 at 8:18pm

    Good way to lose your customer base.

  • 67 53
    Submitted by Ness000 on Apr 20, 10 at 7:52pm

    Cruel? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely! Long live Athens.

  • 65 50
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Apr 20, 10 at 8:43pm

    Brodieoh sucks cocks, I have proof.

  • 61 47
    Submitted by iloveyourmom on Apr 20, 10 at 3:36pm

    That would be evil

  • 64 60
    Submitted by thebatman on Apr 20, 10 at 3:30pm

    I seek the means to fight injustice, to turn fear against those who prey on the fearful.

  • 55 46
    Submitted by raymond74 on Apr 20, 10 at 5:58pm

    It would be cruel not to

  • 58 54
    Submitted by damberhoward on Apr 21, 10 at 1:28am

    No it'd be hilarious. That's what they get for being freshman!!

  • 68 74
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Apr 20, 10 at 4:39pm

    xanax is a way better drug than adderall. Makes you feel drunk and i can still do work on it.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by hawksqb11 on Apr 20, 10 at 6:14pm

    Hah I love ripping off freshman

  • 58 62
    Submitted by RasAlGhul on Apr 20, 10 at 8:41pm

    A vigilante is just a man lost in the scramble for his own gratification. He can be destroyed, or locked up. But if you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can't stop you, then you become something else entirely.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by sabs on Apr 21, 10 at 3:32am

    What's the difference?

    • 39 44
      Submitted by ohhhgirl on Apr 21, 10 at 9:03am

      ...you can't be serious.

    • 25 31
      Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 8, 10 at 2:31am

      Xanax = benzodiazepine. \nAdderall = amphetamine.

  • 50 51
    Submitted by bmarsh727 on Apr 21, 10 at 12:54pm

    feed them rat poison

  • 47 46
    Submitted by anotherainyday on Aug 8, 10 at 2:26am

    Roflmao. You guys realize that your comments don't go to the person who sent the text, but to the person who submitted it? :P

  • 46 44
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Apr 24, 10 at 10:40am

    Mmmmm Xanax yumm

  • 41 38
    Submitted by loststar247 on Apr 23, 10 at 1:11am

    Totally some sorority or fraternity at CSU. I hate them. They're so stuck up.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by WarEagle2 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:30pm

    how stupid do you think people are?!

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 20, 10 at 10:40pm

    Hahahah deff do it that's fuckin hilarious

  • 46 52
    Submitted by AtTheGym on Apr 20, 10 at 10:28pm

    "Brodieoh sucks cocks, I have proof" says the person named Michael Bolton.

  • 46 54
    Submitted by king_ninsk on Apr 20, 10 at 8:06pm

    Nope

  • 48 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 21, 10 at 10:56pm

    Nooooooooo silly freshman

  • 45 54
    Submitted by dfrosted on Apr 21, 10 at 1:10pm

    do it!! that'd be great

  • 36 38
    Submitted by greatnightsonly on Jun 7, 10 at 9:47pm

    Idk about you brodieoh but I'm pretty impressed so suck a dick :)

  • 46 58
    Submitted by PalmTree7104 on Apr 21, 10 at 8:33am

    Just remember karmas a bitch

  • 26 24
    Submitted by emmikins69 on Jun 5, 11 at 9:59pm

    What about dexedrine? Adderall is overrated.

  • 38 53
    Submitted by recyclops on Apr 22, 10 at 12:52pm

    I think I would rather just have the Xanax and the adderall. Give him a Vitamin C tablet

  • 45 70
    Submitted by ohhhgirl on Apr 21, 10 at 9:04am

    ...whoever wrote this is funny :) because honestly, you shouldn't take ANYTHING if you don't know what it is. even though adderall is a lot of fun, I'd prefer xanax because the addy comedown is a way bigger bitch than any hangover... :(

  • 37 56
    Submitted by boolou on Apr 22, 10 at 1:10am

    No, not cruel. They wont buy from you again after they get no work done. Stupid, but not cruel.

  • 39 60
    Submitted by nobuhdy on Apr 21, 10 at 6:07pm

    Wow, really? Because people don't take drugs before college, at all

  • 31 45
    Submitted by RIPODB on Apr 21, 10 at 11:23am

    wouldn't fool me lol. try it out tho... you have a 50-50 chance that they will either come back everyday... or never see you again.

  • 47 82
    Submitted by sequioa on Apr 20, 10 at 3:30pm

    Have fun in jail....but then again you're only helping the gene pool

  • 32 53
    Submitted by alec03 on Apr 22, 10 at 5:07am

    Hah loser

  • 29 49
    Submitted by Cellohead87 on Apr 23, 10 at 7:55am

    Just because someone is young, it doesn't make them ignorant. But you thinking this funny, does make you ignorant. \nBesides- usually bars cost a bit more than addys do. Why would it be funny to fuck with someone, AND lose money?

  • 31 53
    Submitted by michaelbolton on Apr 21, 10 at 12:13pm

    It was my cock. I have pics.

  • 47 91
    Submitted by cnite10 on Apr 20, 10 at 3:42pm

    He'll no because if there that stupid they need to be riped off