I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
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I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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