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  • Submitted by happydrunk911 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:36pm

    but you can sure as hell try.

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 22, 10 at 2:30pm

    adam lambert?

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    Submitted by sperman96 on Jul 22, 10 at 1:39pm

    It's hard to put lipstick on with your mouth full.

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    Submitted by blah_blah_blah on Jul 22, 10 at 3:01pm

    This must be a girl, because guys CAN cum and do their make up at the same time, if they wear make up.

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    Submitted by jayybear on Jul 22, 10 at 10:01pm

    If you were ninja like me yu could...I do it all the time!!!

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    Submitted by CaptainFroggz on Jul 22, 10 at 1:40pm

    Hmm, yeah. It's a common problem among my ladies these days. All they do is complain and say things like, "Captain Froggz, I need to go to work, stop fucking me so hard and ehh, AHH!!" And then their make-up looks terrible.

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    Submitted by ilovewhores on Jul 22, 10 at 5:05pm

    yes you can. dont sell yourself short, woman up whore

  • 63 42
    Submitted by hockeybabe on Jul 22, 10 at 2:22pm

    Roadhead mandyyy ?? WTF dumbass

  • 64 57
    Submitted by gtfo_asshats on Jul 22, 10 at 2:48pm

    Yeah, you'd probably look like the Joker.

  • 52 38
    Submitted by abondy on Jul 23, 10 at 11:56pm

    Bitchhh

  • 55 52
    Submitted by ktob on Jul 22, 10 at 9:02pm

    Maybe it's because u lost ur testes the day u first wore makeup

  • 55 53
    Submitted by mandyyy on Jul 22, 10 at 1:38pm

    roadhead has its challenges

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    Submitted by marsho on Jul 22, 10 at 10:36pm

    Sounds like a personal problem.

  • 46 40
    Submitted by heyychitown on Jul 28, 10 at 10:12pm

    Ricky Martin?

  • 49 49
    Submitted by trexeatspeople on Jul 22, 10 at 7:41pm

    But obviously had could text this in the middle of it.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 3:33pm

    blahblahblah wares make up in pretty pink colors

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 22, 10 at 5:41pm

    Lack of pretzels....

  • 44 52
    Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Jul 23, 10 at 2:28am

    amateur....

  • 39 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 10 at 7:16pm

    Sounds like gene simmons

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    Submitted by Shigeru75042 on Jul 24, 10 at 6:15pm

    i thought women could multi-task.

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 10 at 1:53am

    Woo! At least she isn't an idiot like everyone else who thinks it's "come" and "came" haha

  • 46 63
    Submitted by jayash on Jul 23, 10 at 2:50am

    Why would you want to do makeup at a time like that anyways wierdo!

  • 48 68
    Submitted by beezil on Jul 22, 10 at 11:17pm

    Reality alert: no one cares if you cum

  • 35 46
    Submitted by smartypanties on Jul 22, 10 at 10:46pm

    Thank you for the visual...FAKE, but thanks anyway.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 22, 10 at 1:47pm

    Frogs are stupid lame

  • 28 46
    Submitted by philelias on Jul 23, 10 at 2:14am

    sucks to be metro.

  • 46 82
    Submitted by peytonmanning on Jul 22, 10 at 1:37pm

    Peyton Manning had sex with a dolphin

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    Submitted by TurdFerguson324 on Jul 23, 10 at 2:24am

    LMFAO @ laf24 !!