i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm too high and old for this...
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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