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  • 48 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:22am

    11:55 - Actually, it's lemonADE. So, they had a valid question since 'lemonaid' doesn't exist.

  • 49 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:18pm

    Dallas is full of whores. :l

  • 37 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:18pm

    i agree 11:17 stab n twist the fukn knife

  • 37 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:38pm

    haha this is hilarious :) shitty.. but hilarious

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:51pm

    I just ate lunch with this slut!

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:52am

    Man, I love my roommate...

  • 37 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:49pm

    That's how we roll in Dallas! Rockstar lifestyle!

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:20am

    did daddy bone you when he saw the free pass?

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:23am

    10:51, medically, it's not a fetus at the time that plan B would be effective. It's not even an embryo. It's sperm and an egg- all plan B does is prevent fertilization.

  • 34 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:45am

    Hahaha that one made me laugh

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:21pm

    Your mom is full of jizzzzz

  • 36 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:17pm

    God I don't know why I but I realized I wanna stab the "you're" guy and the "good with vinegar" guy. And no, I will not aknowledge you by your stupid name. Thank you. :l

  • 34 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    oh shut up about fetus's

  • 32 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:39pm

    Well that just sounds like an awkward conversation waiting to happen.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:26pm

    Haha ily you're guy.

  • 34 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:03pm

    holy fuck......fuckin stop! r u 12? seriously my god! this shit makes me wanna scream....its not clever its not funny or cute its mother fuckin retarded....so please just fuckin stop damn

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:47pm

    11:48 run while you still can

  • 36 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:10pm

    You're good with vinegar.

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:26pm

    I ate you for lunchp

  • 32 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:31pm

    Your face is mine :D

  • 34 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:30pm

    Lame. But fun, do it to mine :D

  • 34 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 3:18pm

    I ate this slut for lunch

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:11am

    @"red": the word fetus existed before abortion was a mainstream thing.

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    You're about fetus's

  • 34 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 10:54pm

    This is definatley Dallas for ya.

  • 33 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:48am

    Medically speaking, your mother should gave swallowed you when she had the chance, you douche.

  • 30 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    My mom found my plan B in my car too. And a trunk full of mikes hard lemonaid, I feel for you.

  • 39 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:51pm

    Fetus* and it's a baby. Not a fetus. What a horrible word. People call unborn babies that to make themselves feel better about murdering their own child. It de-humanizes it. -Red

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:27pm

    haha ily you're guy.

  • 33 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:40pm

    Keep it classy, Dallas. <3

  • 31 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:10am

    foetus is a proper spelling in europe...

  • 35 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:40pm

    You're waiting to happen

  • 27 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 4:27am

    

  • 25 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:39pm

    something you'll never see

  • 27 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:39pm

    ahhhhhh you finally got one posted lauren!!! yay!!! and its to mee!!! we keep it classy here in ole texas.... so do something with your life girl. love, michell

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:24pm

    Your face is ruining this for everyone.

  • 27 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:16pm

    You're a thumbs down

  • 19 23
    Submitted by twina801 on Mar 8, 10 at 5:08pm

    its from Texas. Of course. Gotta love it.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:11am

    Playoffs?!? We can't even win a game... Playoffs?!?

  • 25 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:13pm

    You're mom is fucking delicious with syrup

  • 32 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:56pm

    Indeed, Daddy. -Red

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:24am

    My cunt is so wet right now!!

  • 35 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:42pm

    11:33 they've been waiting on someone else besides me to feed them words

  • 29 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    you're full of vinegar

  • 26 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:46pm

    if there's enough beer then don't worry, you won't need the plan B.. that foetus will abort itself.

  • 26 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:12am

    Dfw keepin' it classy

  • 23 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 11:16am

    Stay classy, Dallas/Forth Worth.

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:16am

    Youre your dad. Bitch.

  • 27 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:23pm

    you're ruining this for everyone

  • 23 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:19pm

    You're full of whores

  • 25 44
    Submitted by 01010101 on Jul 13, 10 at 12:12pm

    Hahaha typical Plano.

  • 21 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 2:38am

    megapenis!? what the fuck is dallas! thats not even real! and i saw something about mikes hard lemonade, HAHA. seriously what are you 12?

  • 24 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:20pm

    You're the fukn knife

  • 23 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:46pm

    you are not the one i wont to copy my words, wheres the you're guy?

  • 28 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:15pm

    How do you give that a thumbs down

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:55pm

    You're slurp -Yo daddy

  • 33 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:37pm

    do something with your life you fuckin whore

  • 25 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 1:42am

    micropenis to the rescue

  • 25 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22pm

    Your face is full of jizzzzz

  • 23 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:51pm

    You're good with sugar

  • 19 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:51am

    Have not gave, medically speaking

  • 19 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:25pm

    You're ruining this for everyone

  • 24 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:07am

    Whoreaholic Buy Now it's what Vince used to Fu*k and beat his hookers!!!

  • 24 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 10:56am

    Way to go Dallas fort worthless

  • 26 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:15pm

    you're delicious with vinegar

  • 20 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:18pm

    You're Just like James Bind!!!

  • 23 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 9:18pm

    hey, lauren and michell....fuck off. this was a text between myself and a friend, not you. nice try though.

  • 21 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 12:14am

    omg - this whole thread is funnier than the original post, which, I am sure was really good with vinegar. i honestly laughed my ASS off and couldn't breathe by halfway down the page.

  • 18 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:57pm

    You're a drink made of lemon

  • 23 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 10:46pm

    can't say i don't agree with that.

  • 17 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 3:56pm

    11:55 is a one upper and a kid

  • 21 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:21pm

    Your face is James Bind.

  • 22 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:22pm

    you're full of jizzzzz