either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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