I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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