D3 body, D1 cock
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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