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  • 178 61
    Submitted by yakturk43 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:13am
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    This could be a compliment or an insult depending on what type of cucumber she meant

  • 119 35
    Submitted by wolf on Apr 7, 10 at 3:24pm
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    Cucumbers are usually fairly large. Now if she said baby carrot I could see the insult. Know your veggies people

    • 34 60
      Submitted by blueyaa on Apr 7, 10 at 4:56pm
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      Now, I have had a girl say "baby carrot" before about mine. I couldn't get it "ready" for the experience, luckily she gave me another chance a week later and I improved a little. haha

    • 42 39
      Submitted by bananastand on Apr 7, 10 at 6:39pm
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      dude, a cucumber is too big.

  • 100 65
    Submitted by tabeezy on Apr 7, 10 at 11:54am
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    I LOVE LAMP

  • 75 34
    Submitted by urallstupid on Apr 7, 10 at 6:16pm
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    Maybe she meant to say "its like a cucumber", you know, green and bumpy.

  • 93 74
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 10:55am
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    I LIKE BOOBIES

    • 47 42
      Submitted by LetteBug on Apr 7, 10 at 11:51am
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      I HAVE BOOBIES. Get over it.

      • 45 46
        Submitted by hmmmm on Apr 7, 10 at 11:59am
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        Wish I could thumb-up *your* comment, instead of JerseyBoy's.

        • 33 40
          Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 12:04pm
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          That sucks that you can't.

          • 31 31
            Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 7, 10 at 12:05pm
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            Weird.

            • 40 46
              Submitted by jack on Apr 7, 10 at 3:59pm

              you can actually if you organize by date posted instead of rating

      • 43 42
        Submitted by randomcommentguy on Apr 7, 10 at 6:14pm
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        Yours must not be that nice then.

        • 31 47
          Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 8, 10 at 11:52pm
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          My breasts are very nice, thanks.

          • 33 42
            Submitted by phenopsyche on Apr 10, 10 at 8:58pm
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            prove it :)

            • 40 43
              Submitted by Iunnos on Apr 11, 10 at 1:04am

              Ohh, my boyfriend would not like that at all.

              • 40 29
                Submitted by destructo on Apr 15, 11 at 2:21am
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                Iunnos, you are such a tease.

  • 78 51
    Submitted by SpartanSweetie on Apr 7, 10 at 11:42am
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    Wouldn't that be a good thing...?

  • 62 37
    Submitted by sjc26 on Apr 7, 10 at 2:39pm
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    That's a good thing

  • 71 57
    Submitted by maynard on Apr 7, 10 at 11:03am
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    This isn't funny........

  • 68 53
    Submitted by crackajake on Apr 7, 10 at 2:41pm
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    It prolly hirts

  • 61 40
    Submitted by suuup on Apr 7, 10 at 2:17pm
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    A cucumber is big...

  • 58 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 7:55pm
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    Females have to toe the line with big dicks to keep tight. Pornstars don't have to worry about it because chances are they ain't fuckin no one new. -sephy

  • 53 35
    Submitted by hugh_janus on Apr 7, 10 at 11:47pm
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    a baby pickle is a cucumber ever thought of that?

  • 63 57
    Submitted by IncredibleMrE on Apr 7, 10 at 4:44pm
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    Pussy is cool

  • 47 35
    Submitted by randomgirl21 on Apr 8, 10 at 9:27pm
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    Yeah that fuckin hurts..

  • 43 34
    Submitted by sircohan on Apr 8, 10 at 12:48am
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    This is not spam

  • 41 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 8, 10 at 12:04am
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    If it's too big - which a cucumber would be - it could hurt during sex, depending on the woman.

  • 40 36
    Submitted by abcdefgHI on Apr 9, 10 at 2:24am
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    Wouldn't you want to bang him?? Sign me up lul

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 11:00am
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    I like cum all over an in My ass hole

  • 40 41
    Submitted by iceprincess11 on Apr 7, 10 at 7:35pm
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    is that a bad thing?

  • 44 49
    Submitted by sicklytwisted on Apr 7, 10 at 2:38pm
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    whats with the random comments, i get boobs but eggs and trutles? you lost me, as for the comment, its most likely an insult, dont girls like large packages?

  • 47 55
    Submitted by JERSEYBOY908 on Apr 7, 10 at 11:07am
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    maynard, your not funny.....

  • 42 46
    Submitted by greenbumho on Apr 7, 10 at 3:48pm
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    Mmmmm. I want.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on Apr 9, 10 at 12:34am
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    that would be painful

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:46am
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    I LIKE TRAINS

  • 32 32
    Submitted by enjoy420 on Apr 12, 10 at 5:24am
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    Rico do u really love the lamp

  • 41 50
    Submitted by cama on Apr 7, 10 at 6:23pm
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    okayyy.... so why would she not hook up with you?? obviously you have a big winky so why not?? that chick was dumb.....

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 7, 10 at 10:57am
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    I LIKE YAMS

  • 36 42
    Submitted by HeAteMyHeart on Apr 7, 10 at 3:27pm
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    Phone numbrr please

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 14, 10 at 7:04am
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    As a girl I can tel u all tht a big dick is painful ..for me atleast . So I prefer th average ones

  • 41 59
    Submitted by AlmightyShiz on Apr 18, 10 at 9:35pm
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    Thats a compliment? Unless it is a small cucumber

  • 55 88
    Submitted by kakester on Apr 7, 10 at 10:59am
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    I LIKE EGGS

  • 32 55
    Submitted by bustanut on Apr 7, 10 at 5:25pm
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    I LIKE BASEBALL

  • 9 14
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 26, 12 at 6:30am
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    I don't see the problem, a cucumber sounds like the perfect size to me.

  • 46 101
    Submitted by ffac789 on Apr 7, 10 at 1:31pm
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    Mine's 'bout that size too ;)