I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
please come you make the beer taste better
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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