she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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