i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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