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  • Submitted by AnonymousBacon on Jun 30, 10 at 4:11pm

    It's been three days, if these Pretzels are still making you thirsty get a drink already and move on to a new Seinfeld quote to excessively post all over TFLN.

    • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 11:58pm

      Eat a dick!

      • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:17pm

        eat some pretzels and get thirsty enough to the point where you cant post, gayboy

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Jun 30, 10 at 7:31pm

    American Pie gave loser guys too many bad ideas for kitty alternatives

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Jun 30, 10 at 5:58pm

    If you want him to stop saying it why acknowledge him over and over? YOU are the reason he's doing it. Get some common sense

  • Submitted by alleykat on Jun 30, 10 at 6:59pm

    Look at it this way: He had the opportunity to have sex with you, but chose instead, to have sex with a tomato.

  • Submitted by COKRAWK on Jun 30, 10 at 4:25pm

    He also got his name from a Keystone commercial. Laaammmeeee.

    • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jul 1, 10 at 12:00am

      You can eat a dick too little lady!

  • Submitted by Sarah16777 on Jul 1, 10 at 1:52am

    LMAO @ Keith and GodlessBJ

  • Submitted by laf24 on Jul 1, 10 at 8:56am

    he sounds a bit fruity

  • Submitted by motoxdad on Jun 30, 10 at 9:38pm

    Is tha soviet Russian a ratard????

  • Submitted by AdolfHeilHitler on Jun 30, 10 at 4:18pm

    Why would you have sex with an acidic fruit.

    • Submitted by TequilaSunrise17 on Jun 30, 10 at 9:41pm

      the first thing that ran through my mind after reading this...

  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jun 30, 10 at 5:16pm

    so..they are saying your vajayjay is at LEAST as good as salad fare?

  • Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 30, 10 at 4:11pm

    In soviet Russia, tomatoes look at sex every way.

  • Submitted by An0n on Jul 1, 10 at 12:20am

    Maybe he isn't a loser, maybe every girl in his town is a whore and he would rather stick his meat in other things. Didn't think of that alternative, did you?

    • Submitted by RRstr926 on Jul 1, 10 at 12:18pm

      not everyone in the 757 is a whore, just most of them :(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 10 at 12:35am

    Ummmm.... I'm gonna try that lol

  • Submitted by godlessBJ on Jun 30, 10 at 4:13pm

    I admire the dedication Keith, keep on pretzeling.

  • Submitted by sieht on Dec 16, 10 at 11:13pm

    That tan?

  • Submitted by ImKeithStone on Jun 30, 10 at 4:09pm

    These Pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • Submitted by IMGr8NU on Jul 1, 10 at 1:20pm

    Sex with a tomato - that makes sex with a watermelon sound a lot less pathetic. Do NOT have sex with him even if he begs.